/dev/fun

The not-serious shelf.

Every tool in the toolbox is sworn to determinism: same input, same answer, sources on file. The things below took a different oath. They compute nothing, fix nothing, and exist because building them was fun.

Console do Mega Brainpt-BRDrag the lever to 100% and unleash FORÇA TOTAL. A stress toy for devs, with a Mano Deyvin react included.Meeting BingoPick the meeting type, get a card of the cliches you are about to hear. Five in a row is a bingo.Boss-Key ScreensA gallery of the vintage work-app disguises the boss key can throw up. Browse and open any one.The Global Cat Distribution SystemA tracking console for the network that assigns stray cats to humans. Deterministic: the same name always receives the same cat. Consent not required.Importance MeterWeighs a request against the work you are actually accountable for. The arithmetic is real and the result is reproducible.